On The Mat 3
CAST: Jobe Zander, John Cumberland
DIRECTOR: Ron Sexton
RELEASE DATE: 6/27/2018
John Cumberland stretches and warms up in the Can-Am locker room, looking every bit the part of the man bun sporting East Williamsburg hipster everybody wants to clobber. Enter epic Jobe Zander, offering his special, experienced, well-muscled brand coaching to the douchebag dudebro.Watch in gleeful ecstasy as the alltime pro crushes Cumberland between powerful thighs, twists nipples, and locks dirty feet together to gain the ultimate cry of agony from the hairy, big-packaged loser. Backbreakers, camels, sleepers, and tons of painful moaning and cursing.
“You’re nothing! Weak!†mocks Zander. But Cumberland isn’t all weak. Can the hipster bitch get his revenge on Zander? Which barefoot stud will get knocked out?